1. advantages of being a boy:

    • your boobs don’t get in the way
    • no period
    • your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week
    • no childbirth
    • penises are fun
    • shirts always fit over your chest 
    • you can walk around topless in summer without being arrested for it
    • you store less fat

    advantages of being a girl:

    • can use your bra as an extra pocket

    (Source: ad0lf-hipster, via dactyly)

     
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